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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Smoke Crack Naw Nigga You Gay

10 Crack Commandments

1. Never let no one know how much dough you hold.
(Reasoning: That cheddar breed jealousy.)

2. Never let them know your next move.
(Reasoning: Bad boys move in silence and violence.)

3. Never trust nobody.
(Reasoning: Your moms will set that ass up.)

4. Never get high on your own supply.
(Reasoning is obvious, plus you've heard it before.)

5. Never sell no crack where you rest at.
(Reasoning obvious. amount asked for by a potential customer shouldn't matter if they are at your residence, tell bounce even if the want an ounce.)

6. That goddamn credit, forget it.
(Reasoning: If you think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it.)

7. Keep your family and business completely separated.

(Reasoning:Money and blood don't mix like two dick and no bitch.)

8.Never keep no weight on you.
(Reasoning: Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too.)

9. If you ain't getting bags. Stay the fuck from police.
(Reasoning: If niggas think you're snitching they ain't tryna listen.)

10. Consignment. If you ain't got the clientele say hell no.
(Reasoning: They gon want their money rain, sleet, hail, snow.)

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